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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.

Doing this once - memorizing a seed phrase is 1000 times easier and more secure than "keep rotating 1000 logins so when they crack your 1337Passw0rd! they'll only have it a few months!"

97% of user-chosen PW's get cracked. Stop throwing wet band-aids on top and fix the bleeding.

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Apparently unpopular opinion: stop telling people it's worth rotating passwords (in case their master password gets cracked). Tell them to stop picking passwords and generate them with measurable entropy. You don't wring your hands every day about if root CA ECC keys are cracked.

BREAKING: Rick Astley's classic "Never Gonna Give You Up" taken down from Youtube over Sony royalties dispute

writing malware that will infect a Kindle and replace all the books with ads for mexican beer. that's right, a novel corona virus

Do people using complicated stuff like LastPass know you can just use Pass1234 for everything?

Thankfully there appears to be another cleaning robot taking care of the mirror universe

The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.

The Android Team has open sourced our internal Rust Training! It's a four day course covering the full spectrum of Rust, from basic syntax to advanced topics like generics and error handling. It also includes Android-specific content on the last day such as:
- Building Android components in Rust.
- AIDL servers and clients.
- Interoperability with C, C++, and Java.

It's the shortest day of the year, which means it's peak season for "pagans celebrated when it got dark so Christmas is a pagan holiday" takes. Look, we get it, you were never loved as a child. That's still no excuse to not know how holidays work. And that's not how they work.

BREAKING: Survey of Haskell programmers suggests that while most enjoy the programming language and enjoy talking about it, very few of their personal projects are actually written in it.