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HACKER ALERT HACKER ALERT HACKER ALERT

DELTA FOXTROT NINER NINER CODE RED REPEAT CODE RED

ALL HANDS PINNACLE NUCFLASH PRESIDENTIAL BROKEN ARROW BREACH BREACH BREACH

This is Automated Machine Learning Security Systems, reporting a major Cybersecurity Incident in your organization. A SWAT team will be arriving shortly. Please assume the party associate position.

Details of CYBERSECURITY BREACH follow:

Someone in your organization did a ping.

They did a ping.

A ping.

I feel like software developers have an advanced case of Stockholm Syndrome about their tools when this sort of problem and advice about configuration workflow has just become "normal"

stackoverflow.com/questions/24

The debate in the house is raging. Who's right?
Unicorns...

Ok, I found it. It's here. And disappointing. Not many details, aside from the numbers - more incidents than we knew about, most with multiple sensors confirming them (80/144). And 11 near collisions. 18 incidents of unusual maneuvering.
dni.gov/files/ODNI/documents/a

Olympic running events:
100m - good
200m - yes, doubling
400m - I love this pattern
800m - there we go
1500m - 😒

What do you get when you rearrange the letters of "Banach-Tarski"? 

Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski

Anyway, I hope all you other dads out there had a good Father's Day.

Honestly I don't want your judgy armchair "don't pay the ransom" hot takes. I have waited 17 years. Seventeen years. And I will pay anything for a bottle of @pepsi blue.